I was cruising down the freeway today and was playing around with the car when I noticed a black Cadillac STS-V hauling as between cars in traffic. Always looking for a challenge, no matter what it is, I jumped after it and caught it. He kept slowing down in his lane, dropping 1st and running WOT to redline. I got sick of watching that from behind, so I pulled some moves and ended up in front of him. I dropped 1st, slowed him down and then punched it as well. He didn't want to go, so I pulled into the next lane and let him come up.
Me: Nice car. I've never seen one open up before.
Moron: Ya it's a blast
Me: I only see old people barely cruising the speed limit most of the time
Moron: Nahh this is a monster
Me: Is it stock?
Moron: I'm making 550 horsepower with it right now...STAGE 1!!!
Me: Sweet
Moron: I'm going to buy a stage 3 soon, and then i'll have 685 horses AT THE REAR WHEELS!
Me: Sure, ya, later.
And with that I gave him a thumbsup, changed a few lanes and left. As soon as he said 685 RWHP, I was outta there. Either he thought he's pulling a fast one or he's really a moron. I choose to believe the latter.
The car had an exhaust, but sure as hell wasn't making 550 horses. It couldn't even chirp the tires during his 1st gear punches.
Moron :wack:
Me: Nice car. I've never seen one open up before.
Moron: Ya it's a blast
Me: I only see old people barely cruising the speed limit most of the time
Moron: Nahh this is a monster
Me: Is it stock?
Moron: I'm making 550 horsepower with it right now...STAGE 1!!!
Me: Sweet
Moron: I'm going to buy a stage 3 soon, and then i'll have 685 horses AT THE REAR WHEELS!
Me: Sure, ya, later.
And with that I gave him a thumbsup, changed a few lanes and left. As soon as he said 685 RWHP, I was outta there. Either he thought he's pulling a fast one or he's really a moron. I choose to believe the latter.
The car had an exhaust, but sure as hell wasn't making 550 horses. It couldn't even chirp the tires during his 1st gear punches.
Moron :wack: